Horoscopes
Weekly horoscopes.
Pick your sign & see what the cosmos has brewing for you. Updated every Monday.
Taurus
Hey Taurus – HAPPY BIRTHDAY! The Sun’s in your sign now, so consider this your cosmic permission slip to officially put yo feet up.
For the past eight long years, Uranus has been reno’ing your homestead like a contractor who arrives before 7am, uses the loudest tools, and never finishes on time. On Saturday, this weirdo finally packs the tools and saunters over to Gemini, giving those precocious Gems a whole thing to deal with… but you get to start putting your furniture back. The disruptions, surprises, that “what NOW?” energy wasn’t for nothing; you’ve been radically rebuilt, even if it didn’t feel that way at the time. You come out the other side now, a bull of a different colour.
Saturday sees Sun laser tagging Pluto, so don’t be surprised should something surface that’s been quietly simmering.
Your season has only just started, and it’s a good one! If you feel any discomfort, just sit with it and chat. Then back to the birthday cake.
Gemini
Oh boy Gemini… buckle up. This week, your beautiful soul start tumbling down a seven year rabbit hole.
Venus saunters into your sign on Thursday, bringing a bouquet of awesome vibes and the general sense that you’re the most interesting person in any room (which isn’t exactly new information for you, but still). Enjoy it.
Why?
‘cuz Friday’s Venus conjunct Uranus in your sign is gonna rock. your. world.
Look, I’m going to be straight with you: Uranus doesn’t “do” gentle arrivals. Expect a romantic side quest, or a social plot twist, or a creative tour de force. Or all three. It will feel shocking and exciting all at once, and likely before brunch.
Uranus officially crashes the house of Gemini on Saturday, and it will be there for the next seven years. Seven years of Uranus – the planet of invention, disruption, and brilliant chaos (or chaotic brilliance, depending) – in your sign.
The last time Uranus jostled its way through your cosmic house, we got: television, nylon, and the first transatlantic flight. So while you may not personally invent something world-changing, nobody’s ruling it out.
Cancer
Cancer, you are infamous for absorbing the emotional weather around you. No judgement, and it’s endearing as all heck, but a quick heads up: this week’s weather is sharp and potentially volatile.
The cosmic after party in Aries is creating atmospheric disturbances with your work this week. What’s happening is that Mercury, Mars, and Saturn are all queued up in a way that makes Monday feel like everyone’s in an unscheduled and overly serious meeting, and your work is especially prone to friction. Not necessarily your friction; just friction you might be haplessly bystanding.
The solution is to play on your strengths, so deploy your legendary (and inspirational) empathy while resisting the urge to initiate a debrief. Trust that the debrief will come, but it’s not yours to invoke.
Unlike many other signs, Full Moons in Scorpio are a cosmic treat for you – and there’s a Full Moon in Scorpio on Sunday! So, after a week of holding space for everyone else, the cosmos is dropping a rich biscuit directly on your plate. Right beside the Wedgwood demitasse. With a dollop of lavender Earl Grey marmalade. You deserve it, and hopefully you eat it right up.
Leo
That restless, charged, ready-to-go hum under everything? That’s your fellow fire sign people experiencing big things, and the energy is contagious.
Starting Thursday, your social scenes shimmer like a festival announcement and your entire tribe becomes even more interesting, present, and downright fun. This is your moment to be seen as the person who makes every event better just by showing up. Which, if we’re being real, is your drum ’n’ baseline.
Saturday’s weather looks to be a bit of an April shower for you, though, what with the Sun and Pluto tag teaming to poke your subconscious kidneys. So be ready for a signal flare from something not-yet-surfaced.
The Scorpio Full Moon on Sunday could surface some tender feelings about where you come from, to whom you belong, and what “home” currently means to you. Fact is that you can be the dramatic main character AND have a quiet moment of genuine vulnerability. These are not mutually exclusive, and are just the sort of juggling act that you excel at.
Virgo
Lovely Virgo, your ruling planet (Mercury) is smack-dab in the middle of a pressure cooker triple conjunction. This means your gloriously precise, analytical brain is getting some serious maintenance this week. Think whetstone-on-steel, satisfying-ASMR-video level sharpening.
The blade that emerges is something that makes Damascus steel look like tin foil. Forensically accurate observations, dialled-in instincts, and a capacity for deep focused work that’s genuinely at its peak. Solo projects, detail work, sustained concentration… this is your week to get stuff done. The universe is basically gifting you a mental katana.
Saturday’s Sun square Pluto might nick the edge a little, so beware: slag from something not-fully-forged may disrupt your fastidiously maintained sense of order. Please, try not to immediately build a spreadsheet around it.
But the Scorpio Full Moon on Sunday is the blade’s big reveal of deep, investigative, emotionally precise energy… which is basically just “Virgo” in a different font. Something emerges to reward the patience and precision you’ve been quietly running in the background all week.
Ultimately, the recommendation here is to go with your flow. You’ll leave Sunday sharper than you entered Monday.
Libra
This week’s cosmic intensity is hitting you & yours directly in the relationships. Those in your nearest orbits may be feeling the tension harder than you but, ever the diplomat, you’re watching it all with Libra’s bespoke balance of genuine concern and elegant distance.
Venus (your planet) moves into chatty, quick-witted Gemini on Thursday! This is excellent news! It’s basically like your #1 person texting back immediately after being mistakenly declared MIA. That delightful pleasant vibe you maybe thought was lost? It’s back.
And then, because a great cake deserves good icing, Venus high-fives Uranus on Friday and they both wink “Libra” at each other. Depending on how your specific Libra-ness manifests, this could involve a connection or conversation that evolves your stance on something you thought was settled.
The Scorpio Full Moon on Sunday investigates your values and self-worth. The question isn’t a motivational-poster cliché; it’s legitimately genuine.
Here’s your study question:
What are you consistently undervaluing about yourself, and why? Sunday is when you’ll want your answer outlined.
Scorpio
Meat’s back on the menu this week, and you’re both chef AND main course. Clear your schedule, burn something (like incense, not a dumpster), and prepare to feel all the things.
The week opens with a controlled detonation: Mercury, Mars, and Saturn are cohabiting in Aries at week’s start and it’s like a fellowship of focused, purposeful intensity, and you are absolutely the one holding the one ring fuse. But this is prime “get it done” energy for you, isn’t it?
The productive move is to transmute this coiled intensity into something that genuinely deserves your forensic focus (because it’ll absolutely find an outlet, one way or another, so do your loved ones a favour here).
The best-case scenario is that a project gets finished, a decision gets made, a thing you’ve been circling finally gets addressed. Worst case scenario? Insert heavy sigh with a Frodo-in-Mt. Doom look here.
Sunday’s Scorpio Full Moon is an emotional reckoning in the best possible sense. Re: The thing you’ve been quietly tracking in the dark all week (and we both know you’ve been tracking something, so don’t even try denying it) – this moon lets you choose what surfaces and what stays submerged… but something will surface. And when it does, it’ll be that long-awaited reckoning that was always destined to reach the fires of Mordor.
Sagittarius
Your fellow fire signs are throwing the millennium’s biggest party over in Aries, and you’ve got a VIP invite. That antsy, champing-at-the-bit energy you’ve been feeling lately? It’s basically your fire family sending a group text that just says “GO TIME”… and your whole system lights up accordingly. Guaranteed that there’s a project, a pursuit, a creative act, or perhaps even a romance that’s been waiting for exactly this kind of directed fire. Engage the target.
Thursday brings Venus into your opposite sign of Gemini, and suddenly the people in your orbit are interesting to you again (and you to them, btw). Then, on Friday, Venus high-fives Uranus and infuses electricity into whatever the target you’re tracking is. Surprising? Yes. Worth paying attention to? Extremely.
But brace yourself for Sunday, Sag:
The Scorpio Full Moon
+
Mercury awkwardly staring down Jupiter
= something’s gotta give
The thing you’ve been carrying like a Sagittarius (ie. impatiently, optimistically, and with more dramatic sighs than you’d admit) is to be set down – not launched.
In other words, literally give it a rest. This full moon is more a release valve than a finish line.
Capricorn
If vibes are feeling funky right now, take comfort: Saturn (your planet) is just mingling hard at the once-in-a-millennium house party Aries is hosting this week.
How hard? Well, it’s parked right beside the refreshments in Aries’ kitchen, getting accosted by half the zodiac. Saturn’s still doing its job of enforcing structure and accountability with the quiet insistence that things be done properly… but it (and you, probably) are a tad overstimulated this week. Depending on how you’re you, this may feel either like a bone-deep tiredness, or like the effort required for everything is a wee bit more than it ought to be.
In a nutshell, darling Capricorn, your PSA for this week is:
Not everything has to be earned through difficulty. Sometimes the universe just gives out something nice, and the appropriate response is simply to say “thank you.”
Aquarius
You’ve had a half-formed, interesting, and probably a little ahead-of-its-time idea buzzing your bonnet for a while now (nothing new there). But this week is less about refining it and more about actually putting eyes on it.
Dearest Aquarius, you tend to live comfortably in the realm of concepts… but Mercury’s telling you to make solid contact with reality right now. That idea needs you to find it a witness.
Pisces
This week can either be genuinely magical, or you can spend three hours in a creative spiral that somehow ends with you reorganising your bookshelf. You already know which shelf. Mars conjunct Neptune is hitting you fine fishies directly this week, meaning your dreams and your drive are basically finishing each other’s sentences.
Mercury in your sign has your instincts sharp, even when the rest feels hazy. The cosmos is asking you to let your intuition lead right now, so don’t override it with logic or let the fog become a distraction.
Aries’ New Moon is a poke from the universe:
You’ve done enough dreaming. Pick a thing and run with it.
Aries
Okay party animals, last week’s shindig is supposed to be over now.
Consider this week is the morning after, and the kitchen is still a dumpster fire. Mars, and Saturn are all sitting at your breakfast table, looking tense, and Mercury’s giving Jupiter a really awkward stare down. In other words, everyone’s vibing in a way that demands you step in and step up. So now’s the time to use your words, Aries, and say that thing you’ve been percolating for the past three weeks.
Saturn has dropped the puck on a slow reckoning game with yourself, and it’ll require (or inspire) discipline and long-term direction from you. But you’re designed for full-contact living, and if you’ve been playing your cards right then this could end up being a next-level flex opportunity for you.
There’s a Full Moon in Scorpio on Sunday, and it’s going to flood some emotional waters through your floorboards. Reduce property damage by just leaning into your feels.